Get the lead out!!!

I feel like at times, I am the only person in the world on the road who has somewhere to go. It's so aggravating. RIGHT LANE SLOW - LEFT LANE FAST - What's not to get?

IT'S A??????????????? TELL ME ALREADY!!!!!!!!

I really don't see how you mothers and fathers do it?!?!?!?! I'm not even pregnant, my best friend Paige is, and we get to find out what she is having on Saturday. But I tell you, it seems like these have been the longest past few weeks just waiting for Saturday to come! And the mothers and fathers who don't even find out what they are having? Kudos to you b/c I wouldn't be able to do it. I think I would have an anxiety attack or something. I've heard many people say that it's the last GREAT surprise in life, why not take advantage of it. And while that may be true, I don't think my ticker is strong enough to not know. So Paige, I am praying that Baby Scelfo is in the right position for us to see who he/she is!!!!! Love ya'll all!!! Muah!

"A feeling is an idea with roots."

What????? I went to a chinese buffet (I know, it's freaking gross!!!) this weekend and this was my fortune. I get fortunes that say weird things. My mom got one once that said something like, "The moon will set over the horizon when the sun comes up abroad". Which brings me to think that the china men that are coming up with our fortunes are sitting out back, smoking a doobie, coming up with fortunes that we base the rest of our lives on!!!!!! I can just picture them, high as kite.........Duuuuuude, man, I just had a feering, and but it was like an idera but it had rooots man.....ROOOTS!!!! Man, that's so deep, that's gotta be someones fortune!!!!!! So, please, I beg of you....stop getting high while coming up with my fortunes!!!!!!!