Daisy: Me like cakeeeeee sooooo much.....are you gonna eat that?

Daisy Mae Mae...............sweet little Daisy Mae Mae who was suppose to weight 8 to 10 pounds......How we love you so. All 20 pounds of you we love. And I think each and every pound of you has a different trait.

Tonight my hubby put together a party for my birthday, which was amazing. But we had to lock little Daisy up in her Kennel while we had company over. She barked and howled for a moment until we gave her the magic pill that soon set her over into oblivion. She was really good for awhile after that. I forgot that she was even locked up in her kennel in our bedroom. After the party died down.......we thought it was okay to let little Daisy join the party.

Off she trotts in the back yard, sniffing the grass, sniffing the Garbage Can, sniffing the fence where she is sure another dog tried to steal her territory, and of course sniffing Princess' ass to which she is not happy about. Princess snaps back at her. Daisy begins to do her own thing in the backyard but then stops.....You can see the wheels a turning, but they are doggie wheels so I'm not sure what she is about to do. She could attack Princess and rip her head off, she could start barking uncontrollably, she could stay in the hunters stance and just WAIT for something to cross this FIERCE territory of hers. But instead.....she trotts back to the back door, wagging her little nub of a tail. It's so cute, without thinking, we open the door and let cute little Daisy inside, she must be thirsty or something. Moments go by, and the rest of us are ready to go inside as well. I open the door......Look to my left......and.....BAM!!!!!! Daisy has climbed up on to my breakfast table where my birthday cake was laid out all pretty......stuffed her face deep into one of the sides of the cake and just began helping herself. I screamed. She looked up at me with a huge clump of red icing on her eyebrow - there's no hiding now Sweet Daisy Mae Mae. She begins to walk backwards....checking out her options....does she sit still and maybe no one will see her? Maybe she can Ninja her way from chair to chair...sling some icing on Princess and make us think it was Princess? She's thinking.........She caves, she just backs down the table, on to the chairs, then on to the ground........and then she went outside.....So, we now have a 25 pound dog due to her binges.

Will Decortate Your Front Lawn for Whatever!!!!!

So.....As again, I'm sure you all know that I am unemployed right now. So, to keep my sanity just for a couple days atleast. I went on a pumpkin hunt and ended up at Louisiana Nursery off of Hwy 42. Lovely people really.....I would point out the BIG pumpkins and they would scurry off to get it for me. We did this several times....sometimes I send them back and ask for the prettier big ones. I finally got all 5 pumpkins in my little wagon. She sets a scale next to my wagon, so I get on it of course.....just kidding....she is actually out there to weigh the 5 HUGE pumpkins that I just purchased. Apparently these pumpkins are purchased by the pound. Each pound to be purchased at $.30 a pound. Not so bad, eh? Each pumpkin I got was 20lbs. Soooooo, I ended up leaving there with $30 worth of pumpkins......PUMPKINS! I ofcourse had to have some bales of hay to go along with these fine overpriced pumpkin. So yes, I got some at $7 a bale......to which I really need THREE but only got TWO.......I may go back for another. But back to the story.....My pumpkin patch cost me $50 after taxes.......(Please take a moment to look above at the picture and check out the GRAND Halloween Decorations) That wad of sinking hay and warped smooshy pumpkins.......came to a grand total of $50. Sometimes I guess I just don't think before I act.

Beth: Ooooooh those are some really nice pumpkins you have for sale?
LANursey: Yes, how many do you need/how big?
Beth: Ohhhhhh I need 5 large perfect pumpkins and 2 bales of hay.
LANursey: Great.....this way
(I follow this lady out back to the make do "Pumpkin Patch")
LANursey: How is this one? --beautiful pumpkins she keeps sending
And she does this for 5 pumpkins.............
LANursey: It's going to be basically $50........sign here
Beth: Okay, thanks, ya'll were great!!!!!!

See ya'll for Christmas thanks!!

*****On the way home I can't believe I have TWO bales of hay and 5 HUGE pumpkins in the back of my car that I just spend $50 on........no questions asked......................

YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT MY DECORATIONS.........ATLEAST MAKE IT WORK FOR ME!!!

Hmmmmm......if the government can cancel Pluto....SURELY I CAN CANCEL MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right? I can can't I? I know, I know.....I can't. Why can't I still be her???? (above) Not a care in the world.....just having fun, apparantly by myself in my little red wagon. And if I can see correctly, I think I have my Jellies on. God Bless Jellies. It could make any little girl look cute. So, if you haven't guessed it yet, It's my birthday. It is the 27th go around. Each one.....a little different than the last. Let's see....I cried on every one since the 20th. I haven't cried today yet. I remember when I was little.....birthdays were like the biggest thing EVER. Dolls and stickers and being an inch taller than the last!!!!!!!! Now.....I swear I have shrunk....you say it's not possible....but I SWEAR I use to be 5'4. But I'm only 5'2. Yeah, I don't even know if that's possible. My legs don't work like they use to either. I remember going out...and dancing for HOURS....literally hours....and I would drop it. I had a wedding to go to this past weekend....and maybe 20 minutes into it, my legs turned into wet noodles and I even stumbled a little bit trying to yank my ass from the ground (I was "trying" to drop it). Amazing how that works.....Let's see what else. I have NEVER seen this much gray hair on me before....long scraggly ones.....short curly ones.....some that are even partially dyed. I know you aren't suppose to pull them out, but how can I NOT???? The light glistens off of them...each and every one of them and they each have their own glow. I look at them....at then carefully choose which one must die first. Some days though....some days.....I look at myself and think....Not too shabby Beth, not too shabby. And of course there are the other days when I think that somehow in my sleep my face has been mishaped....and I have a tiny pea head but sometimes I swear it looks warped. I guess it's my bones turning brittle. I laugh at stupid things too.....I was talking to my best friend the other day and I was cooking, she asked me "What are you cooking?" and I began to tell her "Steak smothered in onions" and out of nowhere a saying came in to my head....and I began to laugh uncontrollably.....seriously, I must have sounded like a MAD woman. I couldn't stop so she is asking me what I'm laughing about....and I couldn't get it out!!! I try to say it a couple times and in the middle of it.....I just tear up laughing....so finally I get it out.....TUBE STEAK SMOTHERED IN UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH - Yeah, I know.....I'm that mature. She thinks I'm a tard. haha!!!! Even thinking of it now, I'm laughing. And kind of embarrassed that I wrote it in here. I'm not a perv or anything.....Oh and what was worse was that she had never heard that saying!!!!! Silly silly me.

So, today is my birthday. Yay me. yay. whoopie. totally stoked.