Once again....a mighty blow to my ego.....

http://www.nytix.com/TVShows/NewYork/TotalRequestLive/Tickets/tickets.html

So....I was researching different TV shows and the processes to get tickets to the live tapings of them...that sounds like so much fun to me!!!! So I'm looking through the different shows, and I'm thinking to myself - "Hey, Live with Regis and Kelly would be so much fun!!" "WOW, The Price is Right would be awesome!!! I may be able to actually get on the show and WIN something!!" "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.....who wouldn't want to go to that one?" And then it catches my attention...just staring back at me from my computer scream.....it's almost glowing....everything disappears from around it....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh "Total Request Live" How perfect is this?????? I love music. It's a music show. It fits. So I click on the link...which I have given you, above. And at that moment, all my dreams of ever getting on TRL were shattered. Blown to bits. Under the "Notes" part......it says....You must appear to look between the ages of 16 and 24. WHAT?!?!?!?! Wow....I totally missed my TRL days. They are gone, forever, I will never be able to go to TRL. My gray hair would throw the cameras off. Wow.....I'm too old for an MTV taping....crap, I'm older than MTV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, I am.....they just had their 20th anniversary.

Try to focus on the top of this picture...........

Can you see them? The black birds.....I acted too late on this one. I was inside and I hear all this squawking....(is that a word or did I just slaughter the spelling?) LOUD.......I felt surrounded. so I went and peeked out the front door...to check it out. And what do I see? I see HUNDREDS of black birds all over my lawn and the person across from me. I felt like I had just been placed on the set of THE BIRDS. I haven't seen this many black birds since this movie. Luckily, I did not go outside and I still have both my eyes.........