Uggggg!!!! I hate when it works both ways......

Sheeeeesh!!!!!!!

First of all, let me say that when you have 30 minutes to walk your dogs, feed them, and feed yourself......it's tough.

On my lunch break everyday....this is what I do. I scurry through the front door....greet my girls with a, "Heeeey maamma's baaaabies!!!" and then I rush through the front door with them so that they can do their business. There are sign on the property with that ask that you pick up after your pets....and....they even supply you with little baggies.

And everyday....I think to myself...."No one sees me. And I have little dogs so their poo isn't really going to matter...isn't it biodegradable? Won't even be there tomorrow...no one will know. Hurry Princess! Hurrrrrrry!!!!!" Phewwww! Afterwards I'm thankful that my girls did their business outside....I didn't pick it up....AND we got away with it.

Sooooo....I went and got a pedicure this afternoon, it felt so good. When I got home I took the girls outside.

I wasn't even 10 steps out from the concrete when all of a sudden I felt my flip flop sink into something undesirable. Gross. I tried not to let all my weight go down on it.....but it was too late. There was no hope for me now. It was over. The girls still had to go so I did the whole "squish- my-foot-along-the-wet-grass-with-every-step-hoping-the-humongous-fresh-wet-turd-will-remove- itself". After a while I was all grins. I just KNEW I had shown that turd who was boss. He's not gonna live on my flip flop!

All three of us walk inside and I flick my flops off......and the biggest stinkiest turd is looking back on me.....it had even come over the sides and licked my feet. Urrrrghhhh! Barf!

I took the lonely flip flop and brought it to the tub and washed it off....having to find q-tips to get the crap from in between the crevices . Still smells like shit in there. AND I HAD TO WASH MY FEET AGAIN AFTER THE PEDICURE!!!!!!! Urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhblllllla.....poop.

Lesson for today. PLEASE....READ THE SIGNS......PICK UP AFTER YOUR DAMN DOGS!!!!!!

heheheheh.....except for me of course. Mmmk? Thanks. Bye.

I have created monsters................

I took the girls on a little outing today to Prairieville so they could get some exercise and run around in the back yard. By the time I got there it was STORMING.....I mean it was really coming down. I pull up to the house, open the garage, and jump out the car. I have to door held open, yelling, "C'mon girls! C'mon girls!". They just sat there on their tippy toes on the edge of the seat. I am drenched at this point....all I can think to do is jump back in the car.

Now when I tell you this.....I am not lying.......

I had to dig around and find my umbrella......and take turns carrying each one to dry ground.....

Yes...I know....it's ridiculous!!!!!!