Hmmmmm......if the government can cancel Pluto....SURELY I CAN CANCEL MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right? I can can't I? I know, I know.....I can't. Why can't I still be her???? (above) Not a care in the world.....just having fun, apparantly by myself in my little red wagon. And if I can see correctly, I think I have my Jellies on. God Bless Jellies. It could make any little girl look cute. So, if you haven't guessed it yet, It's my birthday. It is the 27th go around. Each one.....a little different than the last. Let's see....I cried on every one since the 20th. I haven't cried today yet. I remember when I was little.....birthdays were like the biggest thing EVER. Dolls and stickers and being an inch taller than the last!!!!!!!! Now.....I swear I have shrunk....you say it's not possible....but I SWEAR I use to be 5'4. But I'm only 5'2. Yeah, I don't even know if that's possible. My legs don't work like they use to either. I remember going out...and dancing for HOURS....literally hours....and I would drop it. I had a wedding to go to this past weekend....and maybe 20 minutes into it, my legs turned into wet noodles and I even stumbled a little bit trying to yank my ass from the ground (I was "trying" to drop it). Amazing how that works.....Let's see what else. I have NEVER seen this much gray hair on me before....long scraggly ones.....short curly ones.....some that are even partially dyed. I know you aren't suppose to pull them out, but how can I NOT???? The light glistens off of them...each and every one of them and they each have their own glow. I look at them....at then carefully choose which one must die first. Some days though....some days.....I look at myself and think....Not too shabby Beth, not too shabby. And of course there are the other days when I think that somehow in my sleep my face has been mishaped....and I have a tiny pea head but sometimes I swear it looks warped. I guess it's my bones turning brittle. I laugh at stupid things too.....I was talking to my best friend the other day and I was cooking, she asked me "What are you cooking?" and I began to tell her "Steak smothered in onions" and out of nowhere a saying came in to my head....and I began to laugh uncontrollably.....seriously, I must have sounded like a MAD woman. I couldn't stop so she is asking me what I'm laughing about....and I couldn't get it out!!! I try to say it a couple times and in the middle of it.....I just tear up laughing....so finally I get it out.....TUBE STEAK SMOTHERED IN UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH - Yeah, I know.....I'm that mature. She thinks I'm a tard. haha!!!! Even thinking of it now, I'm laughing. And kind of embarrassed that I wrote it in here. I'm not a perv or anything.....Oh and what was worse was that she had never heard that saying!!!!! Silly silly me.

So, today is my birthday. Yay me. yay. whoopie. totally stoked.