W...O...W......if I could go back and redo it.....wait, can I get a redo?

So, I did something that I should have never done. I went back and checked my LSU transcripts because on an application I was filling out, it had a minimum GPA. Whoa! I can't even believe I'm writing about this. It was so embarrassing to look at them. In fact, I'm so embarrassed that I'm not even going to share with the rest of you what my ending GPA was..........no.......lower. Ah! I will tell you this though.....I had just checked on my last one to see what my overall GPA would be and then thought....Hmmmm, just for the hell of it.....let me check my first one. And at the bottom of it. In all caps. It says. PLACED ON FORMAL SCHOLASTIC WARNING. My first semester???? Sheeeeeeeesh! It was just sooooooo hard to get to class. I mean, if it was raining? No way! If...I was going to be late...nope. That really sucks.....I'd like a redo please!!!!!!!!!