What do I look like?

I went to Hobby Lobby the other day, always a pleasant trip. I had to get some glass cut for a picture I had blown up - my father-in-law had broke the other glass I had for it. That's a whole other story. Anyways, I was in line and no one was helping me. I am never one to start talking to other people in line and complaining about the wait, I just sit there and complain to myself, and maybe the person I am with. So this lady comes up and she is just aggravated to high hell that no one is there helping her, much less me. Well, she looks at me and goes, "Can you hear that????" I don't know what this lady is talking about so I act like I am trying to listen hard so I can hear what she is talking about. She continues to say, "That music they are playing so loud??? And it's CHRISTIAN music! CHRISTIAN elevator music!" At this point I am stunned. I don't know what to say. First of all why does this lady pick me out of Hobby Lobby and think that I look like I would HATE Christian elevator music too....and Second, how on earth does she know this is christian elevator music? So I did what what any normal christian would do. I grinned at her and said, "Oh, Really?" and looked absolutely delighted to be listening to Christian elevator music.....whatever that is.