So, I went to the Varsity last night and then to the Station. It was soooo much fun!!!!!! I laughed a lot! Well, my friend Mollie was with me and about 30 minutes or so before the place was about to close, this guy comes over to me and leans over....he says...."I'm not trying to be mean but......." My mind starts flashing!!! What could he possibly be about to say?? Am I ugly? Not a cute outfit? I mean, what could possibly be said to a stranger when you aren't "trying to be mean". So, he continues to say..."......why were you sticking your tongue out at me at the bar earlier?" Here's a re-cap of the conversation.
Weird Guy: I'm not trying to be mean, but why were you sticking your tongue out at me at the bar earlier.
(I'm confused on what type of tongue he is talking about? A mean tongue? or a trying to hit you tongue?)
Me: Huh?
Weird Guy: At the bar earlier, you stuck your tongue out at me....why?
(At this point, I am positive he is speaking of a mean tongue)
Me: I don't knowwwwwwwww you!!! Who are you? What?....What are you talking about?
(Mollie's in the background laughing)
(Weird Guy is looking at me in astonishment that I am playing "dumb")
Weird Guy: We were just up at the bar, and you looked over at me and stuck your tongue out at me.
(I am super duper confused at this point. How could I have just done this? I don't do stuff like that?? And how come he doesn't look familiar at all??? I think I would have remembered your face if you pissed me off bad enough for me to stick my tongue out at you.)
Me: I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(He walks off)
(Mollie at this point is dying laughing....like, so hard she can't even get the words out)
Mollie: It...hahaha....it was....me!!!!!
Me: Huh? What?
Mollie: hahahahaha.....I stuck my tongue out at him and made a face earlier....hahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAh.....why?????? He thought it was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I caught him looking back b/c we were dying laughing.....I pointed my finger at Mollie....hahaha)
Me: It was herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!
(Confusion all around....can tell he still thinks it was me)
(Apparantly he was checking out Mollie's friend fixing her boobs or something)
......What a weirdo........
ONE MORE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When we first got to the station......Mollie and I went to the little girls room. We were walking back over to the bar and I could tell Mollie couldn't see where her boyfriend was, so I motioned in his direction. Well, she continues to the bar......(you are going the wrong way Mollie!!!) She walks up behind this guy.....and BAM.....she gooses him! CHECKS HIS OIL!!!!!! He turns around....not her boyfriend....and there was a girl standing next to him......ewwwwwwwwwwww!
Sunday, January 07, 2007
Huh? I must really be losing my mind........
Posted by Beth Allen Granich at 1:26 PM
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