Curse of the poo

I walked out my front door and slipped on goose poo. No really, I did. You can see the poo smeared forward where I went for a ride on the poo slide.

It was absolutely disgusting.....and SHOCKING!!!!!!!! Mother Effer!!!!!!!!

And then I notice someone feeding the geese.............perfect, maybe I can find their stash and put some "goose" food in it......WHOOOAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Sorry that may have been a little over the top....