Most random thing ever.......well, in awhile atleast........

I'm not really sure how to even begin this story.........I'll shorten the first part of it.

At about 6 or so yesterday evening......I decided it would be nice to hang out and socialize a little....

Fast Forward...........

I ended up having a few beers with James and another couple at this cute little Grill. At about 7:30ish....we started wondering where another friend was. He said he was going to come.

He didn't - and wouldn't answer his calls.

So.....the boys started coming up with all these pranks they could do to the other friend. Let me remind you that we are all in our late 20's and early 30's. We are grown adults dammit.

Fast Forward............

At about 9 o'clock.......we go back to the other couple's house.......in search for something.......and find it as soon as we walk in the door.

At about 9:15.......we end up driving by the other guys house.....real slow like.....in stealth mode.....

The girls crept over to hide behind the suspects car - peeking at the house through the car windows......

The boys waited until we got into position.......then all of a sudden........

They lit the bag of SHIT on FIRE on the guys doorstep and knocked on the door........and scurried off to hide behind a tree.

The guy didn't open the door....for about 30 seconds or so. The flame was getting BIGGER!!!!

When he opened the door, it seemed as though this had happened before......which was odd to me....I mean, I've seen it in Billy Madison, but in real life? Who's that immature to do that?...oh wait, I mean, errrrr.......

So anyways......I was totally involved in the torching of a paper bag filled with dog shit and thrown on someone's doorstep......

Huh.....

Alright, well, I'm on my way to dance class to learn the Waltz and Rumba which require a high level of elegance and seriousness......